no plus size person ever (via femmadilemma)
"Such fine quality, and only $30! What a deal!"
- an additional zero people
What if Peter Pan was just an asshole, and had kids jump out of windows, making Neverland a coma dream?
Peter Pan originally was an angel of death that held kid’s hands when on their way to heaven (Neverland). That’s why they never grew up. All those kids were dead.
- white person: how do you say my name in your language??
- me: pendejo